Maria Moore Answers the ULTIMATE BOOB QUESTIONNAIRE

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Maria Moore Answers the ULTIMATE BOOB QUESTIONNAIRE
25 June 2011, 5:25 pm



There are big boobs and then there are big boobs. And then there are freaking monster boobs. With 36JJ hooters, Maria Moore [official site | twitter] is in the freaking monster category. Just playing with those things must be a workout in itself, one can only imagine the strength it takes for her to haul them around. In fact you will find out many interesting things about her 36JJs — read on…

First things first — what’s your bra size? 36JJ … today.

How large are your areolae? Eight-plus inches across

When hard, how far do your nipples stick out? My nipples are a bit lacking, sadly — they are at their hardest now, and it’s only about an inch and a quarter.

[NOTE: This answer is very confusing given what we know about hard nipples. The highest figure I’ve gotten on this question was from Karen Kougar, who says that when she is extremely turned on hers get to 1/2 inch. I can only guess Maria means they are “lacking” in scale. Her 1 1/4″ protuberances dwarf all nipples we know. But then — her 9″ areolas dwarf all areolas we know. It is like the Lilliputians marveling at Gulliver’s big dick. It may or may not be big to Gulliver, but it’s the size of an SUV to the Lilliputians. If the Lilliputians had SUVs. Maria, if you are reading and have any comment, do chime in.]

If you had to guess, how much would you say your breasts weigh? My chiropractor claims 20 pounds each, so 40 pounds total give or take. That is a lot of boobie.

Cup size can change over the course of a month — do your breasts swell and shrink? How big are they at their biggest, and how small at their smallest? My boobs really do not change size, but of course they do swell. They just become firmer at certain points of the month. I’ll just say that I keep bras ranging from 34K to 38JJ in my lingerie drawer.



Are your nipples sensitive? Yes, but the left one is much more so.

What’s the most stimulating thing a lover can do to your nipples? Bite them.

Do they get hard in the cold air? Yes. It hurts, and I love it.

If you’re masturbating, totally alone, nobody there to watch, do you touch your boobs or nipples? Always!

What color would you say your nipples and areolae are? Have they ever been lighter or darker than they are now? They are a burnt sienna. They are still going back to the original color — they were, quite recently, much darker.

[Note — Maria Moore recently had a baby, and nipples tend to get darker when a woman is nursing. It’s all about helping the baby find the target.]

Have your boobs stopped growing? I hope so!



Do you think your boobs are your best physical feature? No, not in the least. They are fun, but I am not really a “big boob” fan. I enjoy a well-kept set, and mine are very nice. I love a nice ass though. When I catch a glimpse of myself bent over — I would most definitely like to be the man fucking me. I also really love my calves. Have you ever made it that far down on me? You should. They are impressive.

Are your boobs identical? No.

Which boob is larger? Left.

Are your nipples at the same height or is one higher than the other? They look it to me, and to Steve as well.

Are your areolae the same size? No.

Do you have any birthmarks, freckles or moles on your boobs? I have a few freckles, and a scar on my right boob.



When did you realize you had larger breasts than everyone else? In grade school, when the mean girls began to mock me during gym class.

Were you embarrassed or self conscious of your breasts when you were younger? Did it affect your behavior or did you try to hide them? Yes, I was shy about them. For awhile , I dressed to conceal them. I wore 2 bras at once to flatten them — or so I thought. However, after realizing people were still noticing them I embraced them, and began to act overly promiscuous to hide my insecurity.

Are there any everyday tasks you feel are more difficult for you because of your boobs? No.

Are there any outfits or styles you can’t wear because of your boobs? I cannot go braless, which I would love to do — or wear strapless dresses.



Do the other women in your family have great boobs too? Yes, they do. I am the biggest now, but I am told my grandmother was bigger though.

When did you realize that having big boobs is actually pretty cool? I have always liked having them, some days just more than others.

Do you like to look at other women’s breasts? Yes, but I can be critical.

Do you like touching other women’s breasts? Yes, who doesn’t?

Who has your favorite breasts, besides your own? Samantha 38G has a very well cared for pair of breasts. They are very perky for their size. However, if I could have anyone’s boobies, I want Sarenna Lee’s. Ok, natural lovers — bring on the hate.



Do you have a regimen for keeping your breasts looking good? I wish I did! I use the same wash I use on my face on my breasts. I am also a moisturizer junkie. I need to get back to exercising. I am no spring chicken, and my boobs need to hold out for a few more years. I try to wear a bra as much as possible. I feel restricted by clothing though!

Do you ever wish you had smaller breasts? Some days I would like smaller. I would never want them bigger, but I might want them rounder, firmer, and perkier! And I would just enjoy shopping without considering my boobs.

Do you think your life would be different if you had smaller breasts? Yes — very much so. I feel like my boobs gave me the opportunity to be in the adult business. If they were smaller, I would have finished law school!

Do you mind if I stare at your boobs? No.

I can’t help it. Can you appreciate wide-eyed staring as a sincere compliment? Even women stare at them this way — boobs my size demand it!



Do you show your boobs in public? I am naked online, and that is really enough.

How do you feel about public toplessness? Don’t boobs want to feel the fresh air sometimes? On a beach — why not?

Let’s address titfucking… do you like it? I like it, if the guy likes it. Physically, it does little for me.

Many large-breasted women have issues with boob sweat on a hot day. Do your boobs sweat a lot? My boobs do sweat, but not a lot. I love the way my boob sweat mixes with my perfume. It is seriously the sexiest smell on earth. My husband and previous boyfriend have all agreed. There is nothing — NOTHING — like it.

Do you have back pain? Yes.



Have you ever injured your breasts? I have bruised them, on occasion. Too much bouncing is tough on them. I had my left nipple nearly bit off once, a long time ago. Then there is my scar! That is the result of a bug bite in Puerto Rico. It was so weird and never healed properly.

How do your breasts help you in your daily life? They really do not — well, I guess they helped me snag the attention of my husband! Without him, my life would be a sad situation.

Can you do any tricks with your boobs? Nothing that entertains me.

Can you hold things with your cleavage? Yes. You never know what you will find in there!

In bed, do your boobs distract men from other parts of you that need attention? They have in the past. Those men have not lasted long, though.



Have you ever had food eaten off your boobs — and did you enjoy it? Yes. And yes.

Have your breasts ever been painted? No. I would like for them to be painted though. Who will paint my boobs?

[NOTE: Let the record show that I raised my hand here.]

Have your boobs ever been honored in any way? I worked as a ringer in wet t-shirt contents for a stint.

What is your boobs’ proudest moment? Staying in my horrid green bridesmaid dress for my sister’s wedding. It was strapless. This sister has B-cups, and no sympathy for her well-endowed siblings!

Have your boobs ever been described with a slang term you dislike? I take it all in stride. I am not a fan of “udders” — but I am sure someone has used it. I am more offended when I am described as a 44F — I am not that fat!

What do you like best about your boobs? Their roundness.

What do you think men like about your boobs? Their fullness. Their jiggliness. Their overall mass.



Why do you think men like boobs in general? Boobs are sexy — plus I have noticed that men like things that come in pairs.

Do women compliment you on your boobs? Are they jealous? I have heard a few compliments. Women usually prefer my legs or hair. I do not think they are ever jealous — especially not while I am this large. In fact I have met some who feel genuinely sorry for me.

Do your boobs have names? No.

If your boobs were a celebrity, what celebrity would they be? My boobs are celebrities.

What is the nicest thing a man has ever said to you about your breasts? That of all the fabulous boobs he had ever seen — and felt — this pair was attached to the girl with enough personality to overshadow them.

What is the weirdest thing a man has ever said about your breasts? That they looked just like his mother’s, and he had been dreaming for so long about how his cock would look between them.

What is the weirdest thing a man ever did with your boobs? Had a full conversation with them, and not even included me once!





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